Quotes about Humor #2

27 02 2011

When I’m happy I fell like crying, but when I’m sad don’t feel like laughing.  I think it’s better to be happy.  Then you get two feelings for the price of one.

    -Lily Tomlin

 Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

     -Mark Twain

 A cheerful heart is good medicine

           -Proverbs 17: 22

Half this game is 90% mental.

             Danny Ozark

  If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm.  You can always buy a new rope.

    Max Gunther

“Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.”
Abraham Lincoln

“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs—jolted by every pebble in the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
Kurt Vonnegut

“I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.”
Frank A. Clark

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
Milton Berle

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James

“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
William Davis

“Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.”
Ellie Katz

“Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
Hugh Sidey

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“A good laugh is good for both the mental and physical digestion.”
Abraham Lincoln

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 “A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.”
Raymond Hitchcock

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
Yiddish Proverb

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“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny….'”
Isaac Asimov

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